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Site Closing Down
Jan 26th
I know the site’s been down a lot. And I’m sorry about that. Apparently the server the site is hosted on has been having issues. But I’m here to inform you that sadly, I’m shutting the website down. Why, you may ask? Well, I have another idea in store for another website and I can’t manage three websites all the time. So, I’m letting this site go.
So, this is just a warning that soon, within a couple of weeks this site will no longer be available.
I will, however, continue the Dumbass Theory on YouTube real soon. I will be going to school for video production soon, and that will help a lot with my YouTube videos. So, keep a lookout for the Dumbass Theory on YouTube. Because real soon I will start a video series based on it.
BAMF Theory: Amazing Father Saves Son From 70 Foot Fall
Jul 30th
This is the best story I’ve heard in a while. So, here’s the story. Ramiro Vallejo, his 3 year old son, and his wife were hiking at Silver Falls State Park in Oregon, when his son slipped off the trail sliding down the slope. Ramiro, having an intense fear of heights, didn’t hesitate to jump down over the railing and somehow maintained a controlled skid on his back and caught up to his son and grabbed him. Miraculously, both were safe, having slid down 70 feet below. A family who were nearby taking pictures helped them down. They both only suffered minor scratches and bruises.
“I couldn’t take that picture out of my head, of my son rolling down the slope. What would have happened if I just stood there? I don’t know how I managed to put those fears aside.” says Ramiro.
This has to be the best story I have heard in a long ass time. Share this post if you agree!
Story from: http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/123730/fearless_father_jumps_after_toddler
Dumbass Theory: Not So Father Of The Year
Jul 7th
This I ran across.. and my first thought was “if this isn’t a dumbass, I don’t know what is. See for yourselves.
So, this 25 year old dumbass named Robert Deforest goes to a 4th of July party. With his girfriend.. here’s the best part. AND their baby. Both parents had been drinking heavily.. and somehow got into a fight. So Robert takes the kid and leaves the party.
Later on someone heard a crying baby, but nobody else around, seeming that the baby had been abandoned. Luckily for the passerby the mom’s purse and ID was in the stroller so they could identify the parents easily. And local cops found the mom driving around looking for her son. While the dad, wasn’t easy to find. They found him later trying to steal a bag of ice. He said he had no recollection of leaving his son anywhere.
After the cops found both parents, they charged the father with several counts of child abuse and theft. The mom was not charged.
Dumbass Theory: Woman Arrested For Trying To Trade Salad For Drugs
May 18th
Today’s dumbass comes from the great state of Utah. The Salt Lake Tribune reports that a 33 year old woman tried to buy $10 of cocaine from an undercover cop, for, get this, $2 and a box of salad from a local Olive Garden. She told the officer that she’d return with more money or Olive Garden gift cards. When she returned, she was arrested, and police found a glass pipe on her, and she was charged in 3rd District Court with attempted possession or use of a controlled substance, which is a third degree felony, and possession of drug paraphernalia, which is a class A misdemeanor.
Story From The Salt Lake Tribune
Dumbass Theory: Man In Batman Suit Arrested
May 11th
This story starts off strange, and ends equally as strange. Mark Williams, a thirty one year old man in Petoskey, MI thought it would be a great idea to pretend to be Batman. I know we all had those dreams as kids, but aren’t we supposed to grow up, and set more realistic goals? Apparently, Mark never did. He was seen hanging from a building, and police were called. When they arrived, they found him hanging off the west wall of the building. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Daredevil. Who in their right minds would do this? Mark, that’s who. He was charged with trespassing, and possession of a dangerous weapon and is being held at the jail in Emmet County, MI. And he also deserves a Dumbass Award. He’s being nominated for Dumbass of the Year for 2011.
Story From This Site Right Here.
Dumbass Theory: Man Busted After Smearing Shit On Ex’s Apartment Door
Mar 31st
It has been a while. But I’m back, and do I have a story for you. In New York lives this man named Rasheen Harrison, who at five in the morning decided to get pissed because he though his ex girlfriend stole his cell phone. So, he goes to her apartment where she lives, smears shit all over the door to her apartment, strips his clothes off and sets fire to them and the apartment door, trapping her and her two kids inside, while allegedly saying “I’m going to burn your house and this whole building down with you in it.”
Arriving cops said he was in the hallway naked and covered in shit. He was arrested and charged with arson and reckless endangerment, then taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.
He’s a dumbass, one, because he took things way too damn far. Two, because he needs help. And three, because he’s a dumbass. Ha!
Story from The New York Post.
12 Year Old Girl Finds “Nice Tits” On Valentines Candy
Feb 5th
Here’s an interesting story. A 12 year old girl found a candy heart with the words “Nice Tits” on it. Okay, I will admit, I laughed. But it’s not exactly a funny matter, even though the candy is funny. Sounds like a thread on 4chan. “Triples tell me what to put on a candy heart as a prank”. I could actually see that one happening. As we know most likely someone who works for the company had to have done it. There’s no way this was an “accident”.
Apparently after she found the candy, the girl took it to her parents, who then emailed the company and got a quick reply telling them to mail the candy and entire bag back to the company so they could “investigate”. I wonder what they’ll really do. Now that there’s no proof other than pictures that people could easily call photoshop on, the company could easily say they were lying. Her dad said he didn’t plan to sue, but in my opinion, I would have. If I had a 12 year old daughter who found something like that on a piece of candy that’s supposed to be innocent, I’d sue the hell out of the company to make sure it NEVER happened again. But anyway, I think it’s a shocking story, that has a bit of humor. That is, if you’re like me and have a twisted sense of humor. Haha
Story from KCRA.com.
Grand Piano Appears On Sandbar In Florida
Jan 26th
A grand piano was recently discovered on a sandbar off the coast of Miami, about 200 yards from condos on shore. Nobody knows just exactly how the piano got there, but it’s the buzz down there. I find it amusing, because most likely someone put it there at night maybe to get rid of it or something, and is probably laughing at everyone freaking out about it. How else could it be on the highest part of the sandbar so when the tide rises, it doesn’t get covered with water? Unless of course, someone intentionally put it there. Even if it weighs over 600 pounds. They had help. =) But anyway, the piano will most likely stay on the sandbar unless it becomes an environmental hazard. Which, I honestly doubt will happen. Just another weird thing in the news.
Info from: The Miami Herald
Dumbass Theory: Man Arrested For Calling 911 And Requesting A Hooker
Jan 24th
I know it’s been a while without a post. I apologize for this. I will spare the details because it’s not relevant to the story at hand. I’ve been working on other things lately, and that’s all I’ll say.
This dumbass deserves an award. Name of Lonnie Michael Felts, he called 911, not because he needed the cops, or because he had an emergency. But, he called 911 to request a hooker. He apparently called a total of three times, requesting an escort. An officer went out and warned Felts about misusing the system after the first call. And even after that, he made two more calls for the same reason. He was arrested and charged with using 911 for anything other than emergencies. I think he should be charged with solicitation too. But that’s just my opinion. How do you rate this dumbass?
Story from this site right here.
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